My Resume

 My  Cover Letter and Résumé

To Whom It May Concern: 

I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. 
I would like to apply for the job. 
I believe I am the most qualified candidate.
I am the only one that has ever done this job successfully. 
I was the first manager of human beings. 
In fact, I made them, so naturally I know how humanity works,
and what is best to get people back into proper working condition.
It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic. 
If this is your first time considering me, 
I would just like to point out that my salary has already been paid 
by the blood of my son, Jesus, on the cross of Calvary. 
What I need from you is the acknowledgment that the price is sufficient 
to pay for all of your sin and your independence from Me. 
I need you to believe this in your heart and 
to tell somebody else about your decision with your mouth. 
The next thing I ask so you can learn how to stay close to me. 
I will make some major changes and revisions. 
They are not for you to worry about. 
I need your permission to execute these changes.
My way and in My time. 
I will change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes. 
Please keep your hands out of my way. 
Don’t try to help me and don’t resist me. 
I really do need your full commitment and cooperation. 
If you give me those, the process can go smoothly, without delays. 

Yours Sincerely, 


P.S. I created the heavens and the earth. 
I AM. 

See my Resume


NAME:       GOD

 ADDRESS:                    Everywhere, All over, every place

 PHONE:                      (123) 456-PRAY

 EXPERIENCE:                 From the beginning of time.       Before the beginning of time. 
         From everlasting to everlasting. 
I made time.

 ABILITY:                       All Powerful

 PRIOR EMPLOYMENT:         Created the universe, put the galaxies in                          place, formed man. Established heaven
                        and earth by My spoken Word and am
                    currently holding up the world by 
My power.

 EDUCATION AND TRAINING:     I AM and I have all knowledge.

 CHARACTER REFERENCE:        Love, light, and life  (1 John 4:16, 1 John 1:5, John 15.6).
A representative, but by no means conclusive, 
list of other character traits follows:

                  Wisdom      James 1:5
                          Comfort     II Corinthians 1:3
                 Truth       John 8:32
                    Healter     I Peter 2:24
                       Strength    Philippians 4:13
                      Mercy       Ephesians 2:24
                       Good        Matthew 19:17
                     Peace       Romans 14:17

 AVAILABILITY:               Willing and ready to take over your life.                      Able to put your life together again. 
                          Will bring all of who I AM into your life. 
                       Can start Now. 
                      Will transform your life if you let ME

 SALARY REQUIREMENT:   Work in your life has already been paid                              for through the blood of My Son, Jesus.
                       Your only responsibility is to commit
                              initially and on a daily basis. To trust and
                           obey what Jesus has done and wants to
                             do in your life.

 OTHER REFERENCES:           Available upon request.


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