My Cover Letter and Résumé
To Whom It May Concern:
I heard you were considering a new manager in your life.
I would like to apply for the job.
I believe I am the most qualified candidate.
I am the only one that has ever done this job successfully.
I was the first manager of human beings.
In fact, I made them, so naturally I know how humanity works,
and what is best to get people back into proper working condition.
It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic.
If this is your first time considering me,
I would just like to point out that my salary has already been paid
by the blood of my son, Jesus, on the cross of Calvary.
What I need from you is the acknowledgment that the price is sufficient
to pay for all of your sin and your independence from Me.
I need you to believe this in your heart and
to tell somebody else about your decision with your mouth.
The next thing I ask so you can learn how to stay close to me.
I will make some major changes and revisions.
They are not for you to worry about.
I need your permission to execute these changes.
My way and in My time.
I will change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes.
Please keep your hands out of my way.
Don’t try to help me and don’t resist me.
I really do need your full commitment and cooperation.
If you give me those, the process can go smoothly, without delays.
P.S. I created the heavens and the earth.
See my Resume
ADDRESS: Everywhere, All over, every place
PHONE: (123) 456-PRAY
EXPERIENCE: From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time.
From everlasting to everlasting.
I made time.
ABILITY: All Powerful
PRIOR EMPLOYMENT: Created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man. Established heaven
and earth by My spoken Word and am
currently holding up the world by
EDUCATION AND TRAINING: I AM and I have all knowledge.
CHARACTER REFERENCE: Love, light, and life (1 John 4:16, 1 John 1:5, John 15.6).
A representative, but by no means conclusive,
list of other character traits follows:
Wisdom James 1:5
Comfort II Corinthians 1:3
Truth John 8:32
Healter I Peter 2:24
Strength Philippians 4:13
Mercy Ephesians 2:24
Good Matthew 19:17
Peace Romans 14:17
AVAILABILITY: Willing and ready to take over your life. Able to put your life together again.
Will bring all of who I AM into your life.
Can start Now.
Will transform your life if you let ME
SALARY REQUIREMENT: Work in your life has already been paid for through the blood of My Son, Jesus.
Your only responsibility is to commit
initially and on a daily basis. To trust and
obey what Jesus has done and wants to
do in your life.
OTHER REFERENCES: Available upon request.